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For example, do not invite female staffers to your office for a late night meeting and show up wearing only your underwear. Also, they may be overcome by lust at your tighty-whitey’d rockin’ bod, and that can cause jealousy between them and the other members of your staff who are likewise filled with desire for you.

It’s harsh, but for the foreseeable future, you must deny the women of America these glorious snapshots of your majestic manly vistas. No matter how they subtly signal you that they want some sexy snaps, whether by briefly speaking politely to you or by existing, you must say, “No.” But if you do say, “Yes,” try to take them from a flattering angle with some good lighting.

We’ve learned so much about what women face in the last few weeks, and you liberal men should take this as an opportunity to change – specifically, out of your flapping bathrobes and into some Dockers.

Groping, flashing, molesting shrubs – believe it or not, some women consider these things to be wrong. Sure, but for now it’s no more monkey business as usual.

Being a Democrat leader has always been a traditional path to making special new friends for guys who can’t cut it on looks and personality. Pinko gals generally know how to play ball and won’t start some sort of fuss that will end up derailing your really important work towards the Democrat Party’s ultimate goal of turning America into her some ice yourself – see, it’s the little things that make the difference between silent suffering and embarrassing revelations.

And while youth correlates with vulnerability, be sure to check their IDs.

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